Bears Beat Ducks!

I know Stephen Colbert and Wall Street may hate them, but I went to UC Berkeley. I love Bears.

Mine beat Oregon’s Ducks today and a sloppy field ravaged by global warming’s blitzkgrieg storms. And it was ugly. But I’ll take ugly over losing any day. You’re next, USC! And I want you later, Texas. I want you bad.

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