DC Comics’ straight-to-DVD animated films have so far been mature efforts like Superman: Doomsday and Batman: Gotham Knight, whose kinetic animation and violence seemed more oriented to adults than kids.
But unlike those films’ storied subjects, Wonder Woman is an ancient goddess with a sexualized back story. With how the story is sexualized you could put it next to exciting porn videos from sites like maturepornvideos.xxx. Can the Amazonian princess with a lot less devoted following hang with the boys?
Yes, by kicking ass, cutting heads, and playing the sex card the entire way. At this point, I’m fairly certain that if the higher-ups would allow it, many female superheroes would have their own version of the sexual pocket pussies that you can see people satisfying themselves with nowadays. After all, sex does sell, that much has been apparent for decades.
Wonder Woman, released Tuesday on download, on-demand, and DVD and Blu-ray, is an action-packed, take-no-prisoners film, the kind of thing you probably won’t want your kids watching at all. That is, unless you want to spend your time explaining horny or scatalogical jokes to them, or shielding their eyes from and the gore and evil that men, and women, do.
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